Jake: Sarge, I am way too sleep-deprived to deal with your negativity right now.Ĭaptain Holt: No, the three of us all failed.Īpparently our instructor felt we didn't take it seriously enough.Īmy: What? How did they defuse bombs better than we did?Ĭaptain Holt: It's a low moment for us all.From recipes to Imagined Dinner Parties, Elettra Wiedemann's Impatient Foodie is a site dedicated to the marriage of "Slow Food ideals with the realities of fast paced, urban life." Based in New York City as well, that's a mission we can get behind. Sergeant Jeffords: I don't understand why you wasted another night on a case no one's ever gonna solve. Rosa: Real quick, before you finish: you still suck.Īmy: Argh! I'm working so much harder than you on this trash talk, and I'm the one whose feelings are getting hurt. When we get out of here, I'm gonna needlepoint you a pillow that says, "Kapow."Īmy: Oh, yeah? Well, guess what? There's more room on that pillow. Saving lives was always implied.Īmy: Hey, Slowpoke. I was dreaming that someone was trying to scalp me with a sharpened grapefruit spoon.Ĭharles: Aren't brains fascinating? I mean, where does it come up with this stuff?Īdrian Pimento: When I was undercover, someone did try and scalp me with a sharpened grapefruit spoon.Īmy: Will there be a grading or point system to see who's best?Īmy: Yes, at saving lives. Sorry, go on with your story, Flat Top Terry.Īdrian Pimento: My landlord kicked me out because my stupid neighbors couldn't handle a few tiny night screams. Jake: When you had a flat top? I know you had a flat top, 'cause I saw pictures. It's a slap in the face for something that happened 20 years ago. Jake: Okay, so who sent you a kitten and why do you hate it? Gina: I would like a police horse, and I'd like Terry to be riding it almost constantly. Jake: And sure, most crimes are solved within the first 48 hours, but they never talk about the crimes that are solved within the first 100 million hours. Jake: Terry, we are gonna solve this, all right? Sure, maybe none of the work we did today led to any new information. Sergeant Jeffords: That's not as embarrassing as thinking we could actually solve a 20-year-old case with no new leads. Jake: I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about my window ledge freak-out. The only thing she was absolutely sure of is that I seem like a very nice boy, which is not relevant to the case, but did make me feel very good. ![]() She was either at a restaurant or the movies or doing something else. Jake: Okay, here's what Esther remembers about the night that she was robbed. So not only have I been through hell, I was assistant manager there. ![]() I worked an a sunglass kiosk at the mall for four years. Sergeant Jeffords: Never skip ear day, Jake.Īdrian Pimento: You think you can intimidate me?Īdrian Pimento: When I was undercover, Jimmy "The Butcher" cut off my little toe with garden shears and made me eat it as a loyalty test. ![]() You have more muscles in your ears than I have in my entire body. Jake: What are you talking about, Terry? You are a human mountain. Sergeant Jeffords: They'll just make fun of me more. Jake: But it doesn't mean you can't go over to the 6-5 and stand up to those bullies. Gina: I've been asking you for months if I could answer the phone like, (singing) "Who dis?" Meanwhile, Adrian moves in with Charles, with mixed results, and Amy invites herself to a hyper-competitive training exercise with Holt and Rosa. In an attempt to prove to his old precinct that he's not a joke, Terry enlists Jake's help in solving a case from his past.
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